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...Conversation with a Vacation renter this weekend...

6/12/07 05:39 pm - ...Conversation with a Vacation renter this weekend...

K: ME! hi!
VR: woman with S-L-O-W crotchety country fried voice

Phone rings.
K: Hello Blah Blah How may I help you?
VR: I just checked into the Seachild and I was reading the refrigerator and it says to turn in both sets of keys to the office when I check out and I am here to tell you that I only got one set of keys when I checked in and I CAN'T turn in two sets of keys because I don't HAVE two sets of keys.
K: Yes Ma'am. Well please just turn in the one set and that will be fine.
VR: Well, alright then. Just wanted to let you know that this refrigerator was wrong.

It was that time of day when almost everything caused giggles and I went up front to share this with my crew, who certainly need all the fun they can get during these trying times and I embellished the story to add a little giggle factor so it went like this:

K: Hello Blah Blah How may I help you?
VR: I just checked into the Seachild and I was reading the refrigerator and it says to turn in both sets of keys to the office when I check out and I am here to tell you that I only got one set of keys when I checked in and I CAN'T turn in two sets of keys because I don't HAVE two sets of keys.
K: Yes Ma'am. Well please just turn in the one set and that will be fine.
VR: Well, alright then. Just wanted to let you know that this refrigerator was wrong and I am here to tell you that you people need to move me to another house cause I will NOT be staying in no house with no uppity refrigerator what argues with me telling me how many keys I got and such.
K: Ma'am are you saying that the refrigerator picked an argument with you?
VR: Yes it did...

LOTS of renters have caused giggles this season so far...
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