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5/15/07 03:18 pm - ...Falwell is dead?...

Let's just hope he doesn't ruin Hell for ~~the rest of us~~ me!!! He got there so much quicker than I did...You KNOW he's gonna fuck it all up and remove the discos & drugs & hustlers & send ALL the Kennedys away...Where we will get good Vodka then?

How I hate an usurper...

Damn...now I have to be good and all buttercupsunshinyoutmyass to get into Heaven. *sigh* my weekend is ruined...

BTW - anybody wanna buy a bunch of bikes from those hot teenage guys who try and save your soul door-to door

5/15/07 08:28 pm (UTC) - ncsuj

You are so sick...this is why I love you.
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- 5/15/07 09:25 pm (UTC) - dr_kipper
  
  I realized it was too good a comment to NOT post it as an entire post...lol
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5/15/07 09:26 pm (UTC) - lakeguy

they ride on bikes there? hmm they make them walk here..

5/15/07 09:46 pm (UTC) - dr_kipper

Yeah they give em bikes here. They make them ride them 2 at a time with bike helmets & white short sleeve shirts, khakis, black ties & dress shoes...name badges: brother Cory, brother Chad.

So I have like 18 bikes in my garage...anyone wanna buy one, or two? I KEEP getting more & more...

5/16/07 12:17 am (UTC) - texaslonestar

what are you talking about?

5/16/07 12:32 am (UTC) - dr_kipper

Jerry Falwell is dead. He was a bad man. Bad men goto hell. I jokingly refer to myself as a bad man since I have done "something" to those guys & have to get rid of their bikes.

ummmmmmmhmmmmmmm

5/16/07 12:45 am (UTC) - czarrie

May he roll a large ball of his church's money up a hill eternally.
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5/16/07 04:09 am (UTC) - rminct

God (Satan) needed another angel (evil troll flying monkey) so He called him home (to the fiery sulfurous pit of eternal pain and suffering).
Ding-Dong! The Witch is dead!
LoL!

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