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...dKEl / 1985-2008 / Mayhem Endures...

3/14/18 10:23 am - ...YAY!...

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3/4/18 09:49 pm - ...Friends ONLY...

This Journal is FRIENDS ONLY.

Comment to be added...You won't be sorry..well, you will likely BE sorry, for me.
You might laugh at me, near me or scream with mirth at my misadventures and just wickedweird judgement.
The voices in my head tell me to do odd things, trick me all the time, and lie to me...for example; recently telling me that the restrictions on running with scissors as well as waiting an hour after eating before swimming had both been lifted.

Voices are evil, yo...

5/16/09 10:46 am - ...almost...

  I know...but it's exciting to me because I designed the deck. They have to come back Monday to clean up & put in the pickets along the rails...and that should finish it up...finally! 11 working days is a long time, but the deck is 20x40 + 4 mini decks & 3 sets of stairs & rails. BTW here are 2 pages of how the house used to look 28A 28B It's come a long way.

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4/13/09 10:47 am - ...this morning on the lake...

One in a trillion.

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3/4/09 02:35 pm - ...almost done...

My house is back to normal for the most part. There is still some stuff to be done, but I am happy.

Big changes in the bathrooms.

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1/14/09 12:10 pm - ...almost home...

The guys put up the address I bought a month before the storm. I took these pics during the past few weeks of final construction. Everything is still not finished, but enough is finally done that I can move home and stay there TONIGHT!

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12/30/08 06:48 pm - ...rebuilding update...

Pics from today. The fridge is in, beds get delivered Jan 2, A new TV Jan 3, Living room furniture on Jan 6. I now need to get a new dishwasher. We thought this one worked because it would turn on...we were wrong. It has to be replaced.

I used the bamboo flooring on the wall in the kitchen area, and as the facing of the door opening. I am really happy with the new tile in the kitchen, as well as the lack of the sliding door here & the raised floor in the raintrium.

The bamboo wall matches the backsplash and the bamboo on the ceiling in the kitchen. ...+ tons O pics...Collapse )

12/19/08 05:35 pm - ...tile & bamboo floors...

It seems slow going to me, but I guess the house is going together pretty fast when I compare it to other houses I have seen. The tile is in and grouted & the bamboo floors have been started as of today. The SBA also decided to NOT loan me money. They decided that I would be better served by a FEMA grant than an SBA loan. I like the sound of that. Grants don't get paid back. The SBA adjuster decided that my losses were 121,000 in structural damages and 58,000 in personal property. A FEMA grant (or SBA loan) is for losses not covered by insurance. My insurance decided that my losses were substantially lower so I am therefore eligible for a FEMA grant for the difference, up to 50,000. That money would cover things like the pool equipment, generator, landscaping, pool cleanup, deck repair, bulkhead repair, fence & window replacement & other out of pocket things I have already paid that flood insurance doesn't cover. I retained, then lost, a public adjuster since they thought my losses weren't profitable enough for them to pursue. So I am back to fighting the insurance company myself.

The sunroom becoming part of the kitchen is so exciting to me. I lucked out on the tile! I got a real bargain. The grout looks dark but is drying to the lightest of greys.

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12/11/08 07:28 pm - ...update...

I took this last week sometime when Jupiter, Venus & the moon (I think it was those three) were all really visible. There are now starting to be lights in the houses on the lake other than just ours!. I am still living in M&D's house which is why this pic has a different view of the lake than usual.

Last night it actually snowed here. Last time was Christmas Eve/Day 2004. It didn't stick last night. Today was beautiful and work is progressing pretty well now that insurance money has arrived and we have mostly completed M&D's homestead. Living here is comfortable & I will probably not be in my own home until right around New Years. My fridge will be delivered on Dec 27th, W&D on the 13th...but I still need floors. The bamboo has been delivered and it won't be ready to be glued down until curing in the house for at least a week.
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10/14/08 01:01 pm - ...spray insulation...

All exterior walls were insulated to 4 foot yesterday.

We immediately started sheetrocking, taping, floating & texturing behind them. I think we will finish all rock work today and start with painting tomorrow.

10/12/08 10:06 am - ...new plateau...

Mom & Dad & I moved to the house in Jamaica Beach last night. We have electricity but no hot water. This house suffered major damage to the ground floor & the boats, but the living quarters on houses on this end of the island are always on the second floor since there is no seawall. So the "house" did fine and the walls downstairs have mostly been rebuilt here since they aren't livable spaces.

We left my brother's family in League City that we had moved in with on the 20th. It was fun to have the whole family under one roof for almost a whole month, but my sister in law is almost ready to have my nephew and my mom decided she needed her nesting space for these last few weeks.  Now we are headed out to go eat and shop to make this place home for now!

10/9/08 11:34 pm - ...Ike Youtube movies...

Here are some of my quick movies...

This is driving into Galveston off the causeway. The highway is still lined with huge boats, ships, yachts...whatever...

This is driving down 61st towards seawall. The businesses are just gutted.

A quick tour of the outside of my house & all my stuff...in a pile outside my house.

This is my crew removing the guest bath. I am getting a new one installed ASAP...but the insurance damaged out the walls, cabinets & tubs.

This is how they are removing debris. One crew removes appliances, one gets stuff, another picks up paint & gas & chemicals, then there is normal house trash like food...

NOW, the sheetrock is dryed in for the interior walls. I amwaiting on the insulation guy for the exterior walls & then they can be sheetrocked, taped & floated. The marble baths, surrounds, doors & vanity tops have been ordered & will be installed next week. Paint will be next week after sheetrock. THEN I choose & install flooring & then appliances. Also at some point I will need new doors. I still have not gotten much money from insurance. They are super slow!!!

10/5/08 11:54 am - ...boats...

Just to imagine more of the power of the water and surge...
The pole below is a 42 gauge steel 8 foot long pole attached on each end to steel girders. These form a boat lift. The surge was deep enough to pin the boat up under the deck 12 feet above and hold the boat against the pole and bend in as you see:

The boat below is what happens when this is done. I have no idea the physical force needed to bend the steel while the span is 6 feet between 2 steel girders! Surely some of my smarter friends understand the actual forces at work here.The closest we could come was a shitload.

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10/4/08 10:59 am - ...Galveston Iked...

Fresh Seafood. From boat to truck...LITERALLY!

91st street  pier. 3 people rode the storm out in this building. mmmmmhmmmmm. BRILLIANT!

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10/4/08 10:24 am - ...28 lakeview remediation...

Finally the crews came by and took away some of the pile. They bobcatted away about 1/3 of my stuff and then we had to move the rest onto the the right of way. They can't come onto my property to remove the pile; the pile cannot be in the street. That leaves about a 4 foot area in which to stack all debris...LOL After they this load on 10/01, my guys & I were able to get everything into that 4 foot area. SO....if when the removal crews make another run, my pile should disappear.

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9/25/08 06:57 pm - ...bandaids...

My first day is over. All my stuff is by the curb.

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9/24/08 11:35 pm - ...demolition...

Tomorrow morning early, I head down to Galveston to begin removing all the items in my home and laying them curbside for a machine to scoop up into a trash trailer. There will be some items I can save. There will be some I will try to save & then may later have to throw out. Tomorrow will be the hardest day for my Mom. She'll be seeing her house for the first time tomorrow. The only loss she is mourning right now is her Thunderbird...it had less than 15K miles on it and was a 2003....her 60th birthday present. It's just a car, and she knows that...but it was one of those rare items that held great sentimental value to her beyond being "stuff." I have my items as well, and those will be the ones I will work my damnedest to save. I don't have many, and several are with me now. Hopefully we'll get power at my house today or tomorrow.

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9/22/08 09:36 pm - ...ike pic update...

I didn't take this pic. This one was in the local paper. This was taken about 8 -12 hours before the storm hit. This monument is to the survivors of the 1900 storm and sits on the 17 foot seawall.

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9/22/08 05:51 pm - ...ikedate 3...

Sometime today I will post pics of ike damage. I got somewhere between 5 to 6 inches of water throughout the house. The bamboo floors are bowing up in a big bubble and still hold some water. 4 ft  from the ground up of all sheetrock & all flooring, beds & bedding,  couches, chairs etc will be thrown out into the street. All clothes left in my closet will be removed & thrown out.

The pool is the same color as the lake. One fence is gone, losses are about what I expected. I am happy.

I will update once I separate all the pics out.

9/21/08 04:47 pm - ...ikedate saga again...

Yesterday we got moved to my brother's house in League City. He has electricity. I now have a Verizon broadband aircard so no matter who or where we get moved to, I don't have to keep trying to redo the wireless connection. Also I have a new PC TV card so when we get back I can get news even if the cable is out. The room I am in was painted the day we arrived for use as my new nephew's nursery...he won't need it until sometime in November. I have a blowup bed and bought a sheetset today. There is a great fishtank and chuy is adjusting pretty well.

We didn't make it to the island today. Now we will try Monday. I am at peace with whatever I will find. If I got 6 in of water that means new sheetrock at least halfway up & flooring, new fridge, freezer, wine chillers, wii, ps3, couch, bed, almost all furniture, maybe new kitchen & bathroom cabinets, all new clothes, a loss of many books. Anything that was near the floor has to be thrown out when hit with that type of floodwater. All cloth in the house after this long will be mildewed & unsavagable. It's a chance for a huge new start with many new items...again.

25 years ago, I had a similar re-boot with Hurricane Alicia. 25 years ago I learned that stuff is just stuff. This will be much easier. Pictures are on saved computers, lessons learned are remembered.

Mom & Dad had to leave 2 cars & lost both. Todd & Dad's boats are both ruined. My pool & Dad's unfinished pools are trashed. We know all this without getting there yet. Insurance claims have been started & EVERYTHING was insured. Dad is even excited with getting a new car & boat already.

We are all in high spirits - we are all together & safe!

9/19/08 04:38 pm - ...ike-date 2...

I finally got a reliable update on my house. The pool is very bad. I think I got maybe 6 inches of water; I can only hope.

I believe that I will be able to get in there Sunday to finally take a look for myself.

We hear that the office got no water but the plumbing did get removed from underneath...but no water inside. Once the power is on we should be able to begin work again.

9/16/08 02:24 pm - ...Ike-date...

We hear just moments ago that M&D may have gotten about 14 inches of water. This is from Neal who went to their house specifically to check for damage.  My house is next, I will let everyone know as soon as I do.

9/15/08 08:15 pm - ...NOAA damage link...


Links to satellite NOAA damage if you wish to look


9/15/08 02:46 pm - ...quick update...

I am in Houston with no power & borrowing someones aircard.

We keep getting good news, but then today I heard we may have gotten up to 3 feet of water in my house as well as M&D. If you get a chance to watch the news, we live on that lake that had the video of a house burning. Ours have not burned. Everyone we know in town got some water in their homes.

Several of our customers lost their homes...The beachfront is VERY bad and all piers except for the Flagship are gone. Our office is there, and reports say no obvious water damage.

We will rebuild no matter what. It is what it is and things will be ok.

9/12/08 01:54 pm - ...I am out & safe!...

I am sitting in NW Harris county. As I led my M&D out to get onto the Highway, we had to drive through about 6-8 inches of water.

Unfortunately no amount of planning would have allowed for surviving this on the island. So we left.  I will update when I can....BECAUSE I will be able to.  PLUS - and don't get all jealous...but I understand that I may very soon be getting all new stuff...

7/10/07 02:10 pm - ...from Radvideo.com...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line sits Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday... "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

7/10/07 02:05 pm - ...from my aunt...

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.

She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead .

7/2/07 01:12 pm - ...relaxing and happy...

What a nice slow weekend. I love rainy weekends. Yesterday I got in the bloodwarm pool in a steady gentle rain. It was relaxing. The only sounds were the rain, me splashing, an occasional bird, and distant thunder.

It's raining even now..and we should have another two days of it. I am off today and am LOVING the steady lulling rain. During a break I went out and picked a grocery sack of ripe figs from the tree. I got very wet but the figs I just ate were almost over-ripe and as sweet as honey. I could only eat two...today. Iwill have to find new ways to use these because I have a lot of gorgeous figs. I went online & found out that some people merely freeze them whole like I freeze grapes.

The rest of today I will be splitting time between reading and napping in the raintrium and then watching the rain falling on the lake, while eating fresh warm figs and drinking home brewed iced tea.

6/22/07 04:36 pm - ...updates...

So I did buy a perm account...I hope I didn't make a mistake.

Exactly one year ago today I was recovering from emergency surgery (according to my MOM who keeps track of everything that happens). Hmmm, it doesn't feel like a year has gone by...I hope I have accomplished enough in the past year.

6/12/07 05:39 pm - ...Conversation with a Vacation renter this weekend...

K: ME! hi!
VR: woman with S-L-O-W crotchety country fried voice

Phone rings.
K: Hello Blah Blah How may I help you?
VR: I just checked into the Seachild and I was reading the refrigerator and it says to turn in both sets of keys to the office when I check out and I am here to tell you that I only got one set of keys when I checked in and I CAN'T turn in two sets of keys because I don't HAVE two sets of keys.
K: Yes Ma'am. Well please just turn in the one set and that will be fine.
VR: Well, alright then. Just wanted to let you know that this refrigerator was wrong.

It was that time of day when almost everything caused giggles and I went up front to share this with my crew, who certainly need all the fun they can get during these trying times and I embellished the story to add a little giggle factor so it went like this:

K: Hello Blah Blah How may I help you?
VR: I just checked into the Seachild and I was reading the refrigerator and it says to turn in both sets of keys to the office when I check out and I am here to tell you that I only got one set of keys when I checked in and I CAN'T turn in two sets of keys because I don't HAVE two sets of keys.
K: Yes Ma'am. Well please just turn in the one set and that will be fine.
VR: Well, alright then. Just wanted to let you know that this refrigerator was wrong and I am here to tell you that you people need to move me to another house cause I will NOT be staying in no house with no uppity refrigerator what argues with me telling me how many keys I got and such.
K: Ma'am are you saying that the refrigerator picked an argument with you?
VR: Yes it did...

LOTS of renters have caused giggles this season so far...

6/12/07 05:16 pm - ...kj66 got me started on E.B.s...

Entitlement Bitches or E.B.s for short are what we call them at work. Some call them Soccer Moms. It's all the same. Generation Y has become Generation Whine and I blame:

getting trophies even when they didn't win, because trying is the important part.

being able to run & scream, because he/she is expressing him/herself.

having mom & dad fight with the teachers when precious-poo got a bad grade & had the principal change it.

never having to have a job because m & d would rather precious-poo concentrate on their homework & emoness.

I blame society for raising a bunch of WHINERS when we thought we were raising winners. They have all been conditioned that they can't lose, they all get do-overs, and there is no real "last chance". IF something happens to them...it's someone else's fault...and the remedy is to sue.

I know them because I employ them, I sell & rent to them & I deal with them every day. They never hear the word "NO."

I am not now and will never be an E.B.

6/7/07 01:26 pm - ...liberated from rivensoul...

You Are Pinot Gris

More hip than most, you spot trends before they even really get started.
If something is new and unique, you know about it... and you've probably tried it.
You have a good number of projects, interests, and relationships - but they are all fleeting.
The world is so appealing and diverse, you can't help but seek variety.

Deep down you are: A true flirt

Your partying style: Exclusive. You only party with people you've personally selected.

Your company is enjoyed best with: A big bowl of pasta

6/5/07 05:21 pm - ...liberated from rivensoul...

So, dr_kipper, your LiveJournal reveals...

You are... 6% unique
(blame, for example, your interest in rosa rugosas)
and 10% herdlike
(partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing).
When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are wary of trusting strangers.

Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.

Your overall weirdness is: 40

(The average level of weirdness is: 27.
You are weirder than 82% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

6/2/07 12:04 pm - ...new journal...


Easy to get, easy to swap all old posts over.

5/26/07 02:15 pm - ...kipper say...

Dennis Miller referred to Paris Hilton going to jail as the Shawskank redemption.

When i woke this morning I had 3 or 4 brilliant ideas. I failed to write them down & have since forgotten them. Hopefully they weren't too important or patent worthy. I know one had to do with an art project/installation concerning that game A barrel of monkeys. Who even knows how to play that? I always just played with the monkeys...sometimes the monkeys would be conscripted into serving with the green army men made from the same plastic.

...and yet they wonder why I am so friggen odd...

5/26/07 10:57 am - ...sign up for So you think you're a Sex Idol?...

Spinning off a previously friends only post,I want to produce a show called So you think you're a Sex Idol?

Who wants to audition?

All we'll need is your sexiest videos, stills, montages, performance art pieces, dance, artwork, visits of an erotic nature, etc...You choose the medium to convey your sexiness & convince us of your idolatry status...ANYTHING goes!

Um...and a disclaimer stating that you are over 18 (21 in some states or countries), consent to anything the judges wish to do to you, and allow the public to watch, participate, & win. open to all sexes, ages, and physical impairments or impalements  involving large phallic appendages. Please harm no spider monkeys (rhesus, OK if proper research documentation is forthcoming) in the submissions.

All submissions become the property of the head judge (moi) and head is appreciated but does not guarantee placement in finals.

So look at my icon and get working on those entries!

drkipper's Enterprises, Ltd...porn for YOUR life!


5/15/07 03:18 pm - ...Falwell is dead?...

Let's just hope he doesn't ruin Hell for the rest of us me!!! He got there so much quicker than I did...You KNOW he's gonna fuck it all up and remove the discos & drugs & hustlers & send ALL the Kennedys away...Where we will get good Vodka then?

How I hate an usurper...

Damn...now I have to be good and all buttercupsunshinyoutmyass to get into Heaven. *sigh* my weekend is ruined...

BTW - anybody wanna buy a bunch of bikes from those hot teenage guys who try and save your soul door-to door

5/1/07 02:32 pm - ...funny mailer...

I support the St. Joseph's Indian School. I don't send lots of money...maybe $25 bucks every other month or so. Anyway they send me reproductions of children's artwork and stories and address labels and such and I feel like it's all going to a good cause for the Lakota (Sioux) people because I really like Siouxie Sioux and the Banshees and such ya know...but I digress...

ANYWAY...the have sent me like 4 dreamcatcher keychains and they are hanging everywhere and are very cute and all. Today I was reading the card and on the back...

in the bottom right hand corner...

designed in the USA assembled in HONG KONG. Even our authentic American Indian handicrafts are of-Chinese these days... 

NOW heritage has been outsourced? I heard the other day that most US flags are also made in China. I believe that my family tree has also been manufactured in China. NOT the original, but now, to save money...all new branches and any replacement parts...

btw, THIS journal is actually coming to you from within the Indocine borders as you read. Aren't the interwebs grand? Does my icon look a bit more exotic now...JUST slightly less roundish-er...

We are the world....bullshit...we are just China, but and we are taking over...lol

5/1/07 01:22 pm - ...last weekend...

This weekend it was warm and sunburny! We grilled filet minons and watched the annual airshow from the pool. Burt & Jason came down as did Kym & Daniel, friends of DanG's. Overall it was a nice relaxing weekend!

The airshow was much like it is every year. So these pics will look like last years' pics...and well, every year I take & post them...

The trio flyover is different this year..last year they had an A-110 in it...don't judge me!

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4/22/07 02:25 pm - ...earthday...

...indian blankets by the beach...

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4/20/07 03:23 pm - ...Building 44...

NO! Not at Johnson Space Center too.

The world has just gotten too insane. Violence rules and colors and touches way too much.

It's getting to be too much!

4/11/07 10:29 am - ...from my mom...

1. Men are  like ... Laxatives   ..... They  irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas .......  The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like  ......Weather .  Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders   You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like  ..... Chocolate Bars  .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men  are like . Commercials   ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department  Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men  are like Government Bonds  .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like  ..... Mascara . They usually  run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy  you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms  .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long  it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps  .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like P arking Spots All the good ones are taken,  the rest are handicapped

4/7/07 01:09 pm - ...Spring lilies...


...Today... But then this AM came with 40 degree weather as well...

4/3/07 03:30 pm - ...knockout roses...

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3/22/07 12:16 pm - ...about my nest houseboi Sanjaya...

Lotsa people are angry that Sanjaya remains. I maintain:

Reality TV knows - Controversy sells airtime.

IT's not a talent competition.
It's not a singing competition.
It's a vehicle with which to sell adtime!

You WE CARE that Sanjaya stays...you we watch... oooh Coke, Ford, etc!

They win!

3/22/07 12:02 am - ...Diverticulitis...

OK nobody panic.  Are we unpaniced? Good.

...I can FEEL the onset of an attack...another small one. I am not worried because I have my ungawdly expensive Meds and my thermometer. Should my temp reach 102 I am to call Dr. Robinson and begin my Levaquin. So far I have no REAL pain just discomfort & lots of trips to um... & temps between 100.3 and 101.

I just hate this ookie feeling.

3/21/07 08:50 pm - ...I had lunch with Chuck Norris because I'm a ninja...fromrivensoul...

This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent It to you.

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a lama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! I can't wait to see what you guys get stuck with!

3/18/07 05:25 pm - ...Happy Birthday...

Happy Birthday pissantpunk!!!

3/16/07 12:17 pm - ...duh...

How smart is Your Right Foot? Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't; It's preprogrammed in your brain!
1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. Send it to your buddies to frustrate them too.

3/16/07 12:39 am - Ok it is question time haha...taken from nick_xxx

I ask & answer so you do them now please...

How old are you? 40

When is yer birthday? August 22, 1966

What kind of music do you like? Almost everything. Dontcha hate when people say that? My current fave new Artist is Mika...sounds like Freddie Mercury. My buddy Jay Brannan is awesome as well. But old school 90's pop/rock/club; Razormaid; Webb Wilder; StevieRay Vaughan; Siouxsie; Queen; Scorpions; Rammstein; Vandals; SurfPunks; Cult; Ozzie; Black Flag; Ventures;

If you had to show me one 2 songs that made you realize that was the type of music you like what song would it be? Life by the Drop - Stevie Ray Vaughan
8:15 to nowhere - Vicious Pink

What is yer favorite food? Boiled & Fried Shrimp plus Coleslaw & fries!!

What are your thoughts on Valentines day? I love lovers, everyday...flowers for no reason & cards just because nobody told me too...candy when it's not asked for and sexy romance above all...not on JUST one day.

What city are you from? Galveston, off the coast of Texas...born in Midland; moved to & grown on the island; baptized in the Gulf and burned by the salty sun; brought up gay in the sandy dunes of drunken bonfires, weaned learning on str8boi surfer dicks. (great now I am all horny now...THANKS!!)

What is the coolest place you have been? My Dads bedside after he survived his stroke; My 40th birthday party; a 20 year old's bed while 40; London the second time...next too be determined...

Anything coming up that you are just majorly stoked about? Every tomorrow!

What is something funny you have either heard, saw, or read lately? I am alive!!? STILL!! YAY!!

Post a picture of yourself to go along with it My icon!

This is the one post I want everyone to respond to pleeeeease!

(Thanks Nick!)
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